March 2009
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“For 16 years, police in Germany hunted a female serial killer whose DNA was...”
– The Phantom of Heilbronn Unmasked (via haunted) I imagine quite a few toasts will be made to this factory worker. (via michaelikesit)
Mar 30th
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About Your Process →
31 designers talk about their process, part 2
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fmylife: Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said “Do you believe in Jesus?” FML
Mar 27th
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fmylife: Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML
Mar 27th
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fmylife: Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn’t go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Mar 25th
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“The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.”
– George Bernard Shaw (via enquotations)
Mar 24th
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fmylife: Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i’m single. I’ve been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML
Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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“Sorry, I Acted Like A Retard”
– Twitter / The Onion: BREAKING: Obama On Special … (via w8in)
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