July 2008
128 posts
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?
Telling someone who procrastinates to buy a weekly planner is like telling...
– Joseph Ferrari (via saramcpherson)
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
– Finley Peter Dunne (via simko)
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to...
– Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951) (via enquotations)
Today
The whole family watched the color drain away from my grandma’s face as a flat line showed up on the monitor. Driving home from the hospital after that, I opened my garage. Usually, if I wait long enough in my car, grandma opens the door to see who’s there and smiles when she sees me.
And today, when no one came to the door, I knew I was going to miss her so much.
Driver Charged With .491 Blood Alcohol Level →
michaelikesit:
dazzlingdelta:
adamfrucci:
“Highest In State’s History For Someone Who Wasn’t Dead”
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit...
– Albert Einstein (via enquotations) (via noahkai) (via michaelikesit)
Loving someone means taking the risk that they might fuck up your nicely ordered...
– Mark Haddon, A Spot of Bother (via into) (via jessicap) (via michaelikesit)
Every Design-Related Job Classified Today →
camh:
Don’t even think about applying if you don’t have an online portfolio. Better yet, put your Mac on ebay and hand in your Chuck Taylors and your box frames. You’re done buddy.
Tell me how you…
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets...
– Bill Vaughan (via enquotations)
It’s been a week as a vegetarian (technically pescatarian because I will eat fish but the occasion rarely arises). Tough shit.
I did lose 12 lbs so far.
I guess it’s bittersweet, you spend half your life trying to become larger than...
– Kanye West (via mascarah)